Is Sara Stewart a Journalist?

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In the advanced age of motor vehicles, super computers, mood rings, Tumblr, multi-colored ketchup, open-heart surgery, cloning, Area 51, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, a reboot of…fucking everything, smartphones, mobile games, VR, J.K. Rowling, the Roomba, Clap On/Clap Off, Morgan Freeman’s ‘God’, the modern justice system, Facebook, Snapple, kids eating Tide Pods, SJW’s, crazy billionaires trying to rebuild the Titanic, and SPAM…one would be mildly confused on how a clusterfuck of an article like:

His franchise is ‘Fantastic,’ but is Johnny Depp a beast in real life?

…could possibly be written into existence.

But it only takes a person skimming over this tragic use of the English language to understand.

Clearly, despite all of the advantages in the first world, all of the resources at her disposal, that funny thing in her head called a brain (though I am still uncertain if she has one)…Sara Stewart can’t even use fucking Google properly.

So. With that being said, I am going to disassemble this failure, and explain every single thing that is fucking wrong with it.

And…for quite a bit of this explanation, I am going to use…wait for it…

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‘Tis the season for lush, magical children’s movies, full of wizardry and beauty and — yeesh, a guy accused of being a domestic abuser and all-around hot mess.

…Ok. Sara has already fucked herself by failing to understand a basic fucking definition that SHE used. So I will provide said definition for her.

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See? Not that hard.

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Not only did she fail to understand the definition of accused (i.e. not yet fucking guilty), the ACTUAL definition doesn’t even fucking apply, because Johnny Depp was NEVER charged with abuse.

YOU. CAN’T. WRITE. AN. ARTICLE. THAT. TREATS. A. PERSON. AS. THOUGH. THEY. ARE. GUILTY. WHEN. THEY. WERE. NEVER. FUCKING. FOUND. GUILTY.

…Moving on. Unless she didn’t understand any of that (probably didn’t). Don’t worry Sara, I will reiterate later.

How is Johnny Depp a hot mess? Please explain this to me. Because he had millions of dollars stolen from him? Because his wife was abusing him? Because…he is an actor? He has more money than you? He is a…oh, yeah, I forgot, he is a rich white man. THAT must be it.

But a nagging question stands: How do you sell a beloved blockbuster that features — some would say — a real-life monster? You minimize him on posters, for starters: One prominent ad features Depp facing squarely away from the camera, while another relegates him to a corner.

I could write the rest of this blog post like this:

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…and it still wouldn’t adequately explain the fucking raging frustration I experienced reading that paragraph. First of all, the only goddamn people that have this ‘nagging question’ are the people that are incapable of critical thinking and operate on the popular outrage topic for clicks and fame.

So, you.

Second of all, how absolutely fucking dare you call him a monster? How dare you call him that? And how dare you insinuate that the director, producer, AUTHOR, cast-mates, and fans aren’t 100% comfortable and happy with his inclusion in the franchise?

(By the way, by fans, I don’t mean the ‘fans’ that were whining and moaning on Twitter about how Harry Potter belonged to them now because J.K. Rowling had betrayed them. They aren’t fans.)

There is no subliminal anti-Depp going on here. His placement on the posters means fucking nothing. You’re reaching. Hard.

When the AUTHOR, the DIRECTOR, the PRODUCER, the CAST, and the FANS have all come forward supporting him as Grindelwald, the only people left to scratch their empty fucking heads about why such a ‘monster’ could be included in a beloved franchise are PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

The people that failed to pick up even a shred of the truth, the truth that says that Johnny Depp is innocent.

I will now provide the massive fucking pile of evidence that proves it, since you so gloriously failed to take five goddamn seconds to Google it.

First, Heard’s letter, sent by Samantha Spector, to Johnny Depp’s legal team:

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Since I very much doubt you are smart enough to understand what this letter means, Sara, I will explain. In this letter, Samantha Spector, at the request of Amber Heard, is demanding that Johnny Depp agree to the demands of 50,000 a month in spousal support, three condominiums (all three continued to be paid for by Johnny Depp), a Range Rover, and compensation for her legal fees.

Then, Spector blatantly states that she ‘hopes they can work out a mutually acceptable short and long term solution out of the public eye’.

Translation: If you don’t do what we say, we’re going public.

What kind of domestic abuse victim demands all of this shit from her abuser? Answer: none.

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This, Sara, is a good chunk of Johnny Depp’s witness list. Take note of who, precisely, is on this list. Oh, a funny little person called a POLICE OFFICER. Depp also included Heard’s makeup artist on the list.

I will now list some facts for you:

Amber Heard did not claim abuse right away in the divorce. She listed irreconcilable differences as the reason for her filing.

Amber Heard plead guilty to domestic violence. Amber Heard hit Tasya Van Ree.

Tasya Van Ree did not defend Amber Heard until seven years AFTER the incident.

In 2016, Tasya Van Ree accused the arresting officer of homophobia.

The arresting officer is a gay woman.

Johnny Depp has never admitted to physical abuse of Amber Heard. He has always denied it.

Johnny Depp has never physically abused a woman.

Johnny Depp never settled an abuse case. The abuse case was dropped. They settled the DIVORCE case.

Johnny Depp did not pay Amber Heard off.

Amber Heard did not file a police report.

Johnny Depp is suing the Sun for defamation, and he is doing so because the Sun went after J.K. Rowling.

Johnny Depp is not a “wife-beater”.

Now, I will provide for you the court documents that Johnny Depp submitted to court in TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN. 

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You can’t completely obscure the guy who provides the meat of your film’s plot, though, and Warner Bros. finally dispatched Depp to talk with the softball-lobbing Entertainment Weekly last month.

…So, now you are not only saying that Johnny Depp doesn’t deserve the chance to defend himself, but you are also saying that he only spoke to EW because Warner Bros. forced him to. It is beyond me how people like you can make this shit up.

JOHNNY DEPP HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND HIMSELF.

JOHNNY DEPP HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND HIMSELF.

JOHNNY DEPP HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND HIMSELF.

The star expressed vague sympathy for those around him but ultimately — as so many other men accused of wrongdoings in the past year have done — strongly denied any personal responsibility: “I felt bad for J.K. having to field all these various feelings from people out there . . . But . . . the fact remains I was falsely accused . . . J.K. has seen the evidence and therefore knows I was falsely accused, and that’s why she has publicly supported me.”

HE STRONGLY DENIED PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR. HE DIDN’T FUCKING DO ANYTHING. AMBER HEARD FALSELY ACCUSED HIM OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, AND THEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU CONTINUE TO SPREAD HER BLATANT LIES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN SHAME.

This is despite video evidence of an apparently drunk Depp menacing former wife Amber Heard in their home in 2016, and a well-publicized lawsuit against his business manager (which has since settled) over the loss of much of Depp’s $650 million fortune.

What really astounds me is that you click-hungry journalists openly admit in your articles that your claims are baseless.

“APPARENTLY”…”ALLEGED”…”ACCUSED”…yet, you have no fucking grasp of what these words mean. You can’t write an article about an unproven fact, and call it a proven fact. Also, how is the lawsuit relevant to this article AT ALL?

And he didn’t menace anyone in that video. It was filmed in his private home (not theirs) without his knowledge, and she was gas lighting him. The only one who committed any wrongdoing in that video is AMBER HEARD.

He has shown up to recent gigs with his band, Hollywood Vampires, looking notably wild-eyed and gaunt, and is even being sued by two of his own bodyguards for unpaid wages and exposing them to unsafe working conditions.

Again, if you would use Google for two fucking seconds:

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You would find that:

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There is nothing fucking wrong with Johnny Depp.

Depp’s participation in the sequel generated controversy right from the start, with incensed fans even mounting petitions asking the studio to recast him, but Warner Bros. and Rowling both stuck by their choice, with the author saying last Decemberthat “the filmmakers and I are not only comfortable sticking with our original casting, but genuinely happy to have Johnny playing a major character in the movies.”

Don’t you think that an intelligent person like J.K. Rowling, who, by the way, is also a victim of domestic violence, would be able to tell the difference between an innocent and a guilty man? She saw his evidence. She knows he is innocent, and furthermore, she knows that he was the victim.

The question remains, though: Will audiences — particularly parents — feel comfortable supporting a film that supports a train wreck like Depp, whose star has been fading for years now and who has just been unceremoniously dropped from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise?

A train wreck. What about him is a train wreck? I am fairly certain he can, at least, write a better fucking article than you ever could. Also, there is no confirmation that he was ever dropped from PotC.

Once a heartthrob, then a quirky darling of director Tim Burton, he’s now become a caricatured collection of leather bracelets, slurred speech and thinly veiled hostility to anyone who doesn’t support him.

He literally didn’t say a fucking word about the allegations until the Sun newspaper called him a wife beater. Not a fucking word. So I am really confused about who this ‘thinly veiled hostility’ was aimed at.

Given the kind of global fanbase Rowling enjoys, it’s hard to imagine a downplayed, “Billionaire Boys Club” scenario (the Kevin Spacey-starring film, which came out this August, earned a whopping $126 on its opening day) for this “Fantastic” release — but it’s also time for the industry to think about showing the unrepentant Depp the door.

No. Your boss needs to show you the door for writing a slanderous article about a lie perpetuated by an abusive narcissistic woman, fueled by your faux feminist idea that all men are evil.

The New York Post ought to be ashamed of themselves for allowing this kind of journalistic conduct on their website, as this goes against the very principles of journalism. Bring the truth to the people. Instead, Sara Stewart is aiding in the mass psychological abuse of an innocent man that already had to endure physical abuse from Amber Heard, and she is doing so without care or remorse for her actions.

To answer my original question, is Sara Stewart a Journalist?

No. She is an embarrassment.

Fin.

Also, for those wanting to look at the article, I have provided screenshots below. Please do not Google the article, or follow any links to the article. We do not want the article, its publisher, or its writer to gain any more audience on their platform. 

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